Hedgehogs!

After my last post on Medieval Animals, I was reminded about how great Hedgehogs are, and was prompted to do a brief history of hedgehogs. Sounds niche, and it is. Here I am just going to go into hedgehogs from a British/Western perspective, although I am aware that they feature in some countries’ mythologies.)

Hedgehogs are great! I love hedgehogs. Look at this little hoglet!

N’awwwwwwh!

So it turns out people have always been interested in Hedgehogs. But not because of their unbearable cuteness. No. Because it’s strange for a little rodent mammals to be covered with spikes, which must be useful for something… right…?

“To prepare for winter, hedgehogs roll on fallen apples to stick them to their spines, then taking one or more in their mouths, carry the load to hollow trees.” Pliny the Elder, Natural History, 8, 56.

You know it is true, because Pliny the Elder said it, and Piny is never wrong. Except for when he decided not to run away from Mount Vesuvius back in 79 CE… (CE? AD? TMI? Why am I using BCE?)

Pliny said that in the 1st Century CE, but clearly it was an enduring idea because in the 9th Century, Isadore of Seville said:

“The hedgehog is covered with quills, which it stiffens when threatened, and rolling itself into a ball is thus protected on all sides. After it cuts a bunch of grapes off a vine it rolls over them so it can carry the grapes to its young on its quills.” Isadore of Seville, Etymologies, Book 12, 3:7

So, the belief in the collecting of fruit consists. And because sources like Pliny were read and believed basically for the whole of history, regardless of the fact that clearly no-one ever saw a hedgehog wearing a coat of tasty apples, the belief persisted! As demonstrated in these fab pictures.

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A hedgehog: *thrilled* to be carrying fruit on its spines
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Another hedgehog: has mixed feelings about carrying fruit
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Ambitious hedgehog climbing a vine to find enough grapes to completely cover its whole body in grapes
Hedgehog successfully transporting grapes

(It seems like the idea of a hedgehog being an ideal vehicle for grapes (or cubes of pineapple and cheese) continues to this day! I had no idea my childhood birthday party treats had such historic inspiration.)

Alternatively, the whole fruit stealing is an allegory for the devil stealing man’s “spiritual fruit”. Anyway. Moving on.

As we move into the late medieval/early Tudor period, people started using the word Hedge-Hog or Hedge-Pig. Before the word hedgehog, they would mostly have been known as Urchins! And the word urchin continues to be used for several centuries to come. And because of the lovely old fashioned idea that for almost everything there was on land, there was an equivalent in the sea, the spiky round creatures which lived in the sea were called: Sea-Urchins.

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Sea Urchin

As well as (/in stead of) the idea that hedgehogs could steal fruit, the idea that the hedgehog steals milk from cows, by drinking their milk at night and possibly drying out their udders, and steals eggs from hens, became widely believed. So fair enough, hedgehogs do eat eggs, but it’s unlikely they can milk cows.

The secondary sources I have found blame this idea for the high bounty on the hedgehog’s head in the Tudor Vermin Act.

In the 1532, the first Preservation of Grain Act, or “Vermin Act” was passed, mostly focussing on crows. The Vermin Act was essentially an act which encouraged the population to kill “vermin” for a price per head. In 1566 it was extended to cover the slaughter of a huge range of animals, for large sums of money, including the hedgehog.

This makes sense to a point, as this was a time when many many people were struggling to have enough to eat. Due to poor weather and poor harvests, many working-class people were on the bread line, and any animal who may have stolen food and increased food scarcity, was everybody’s enemy.

If you killed a hedgehog, according to the Vermin Act, depending on your parish, you could claim up to 4 pence! A huge sum for such an unassuming animal. And the slaughter of Britain’s wildlife under this and subsequent acts continued for until the 1820-30s in some places.

Lovegrove has estimated that that around half a million hedgehogs were killed for bounty in the 140 years between 1660 and 1800. It is surprising that they were not completely eliminated from some areas.

Some people apparently continued to believe that hedgehogs stole milk from cows, until the 20th century, although there are several sources ridiculing the idea. This was written in the 1800s:

They say they milk the cows and when they lye
Nibble their fleshy teats and make them dry
But they who’ve seen the small head like a hog
Rolled up to meet the savage of a dog
With mouth scarce big enough to hold a straw
Will ne’er believe what no none ever saw

From The Hedgehog, John Clare.

After centuries of improved scientific understanding, improving education, more accurate factual recording, and finally, Google, the general public now has a much better understanding of the behaviour of really any animal. It is ridiculous to us to discover what misconceptions our ancestors had, because we are so comparatively brilliantly informed. The difference is comical because it is incredible.

It is strange to think how differently hedgehogs (or, as I like to think of them, “land-urchins”) were regarded in history, and what a PR overhaul they have had since the Victorian period. Now a beloved little creature, children’s character, cartoon and even pet, they used to be firmly in the category of “vermin”, and people, including children, were encouraged and happy to kill on sight for money, due to their evil tendencies.

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What are my sources?

 

The CE/AD Question

Why am I using CE and BCE?

At school you may have used BC, and AD to denote dates. BC is “Before Christ”, and AD is “Anno Domini”, or “In the year of the Lord”.

As you can probably imagine, this method of denoting dates is not really appropriate to everyone around the world, from different religions and cultural contexts. In the interests of inclusivity and plenty of other reasons BC and AD are now considered outdated, and the modern convention is to use CE: “Common Era” (or “Current Era” sometimes) , or BCE, “Before the Common(/Current) Era”.

Obviously people still use BC and AD, and it’s understood by everyone, but it’s no longer the standard convention academically. So there.

And because I feel like there should be a picture of something nice in everything I post. Here are some happy bees.

(Correction. I have been told by several people that these are happy hoverflies. Not happy bees. I can only apologise.)

Photo credit: Me. Go me.

Amazing Medieval Creatures of the World

This Camel, like all medieval illustrations of animals, looks as if it has just committed an embarrassing social faux-pas.
This camel, like many medieval illustrations of animals, looks as if it has just committed an embarrassing social faux-pas.

Thanks to the difficulties of communication and travel in the past, most people didn’t have a very good understanding of what the rest of the world was like.

Imagine a world where everyone travels by foot, horse/donkey or boat, and the majority of people would only be able to afford to travel by foot as horses and boats were super expensive. Most people would live most of their lives in the same farming community, village, town or city.

If you lived in, let’s say, the 12-13th Century, even if you were unusual and actually literate (obviously most people would not be), and you somehow managed to find a source about world geography and animals, these sources would often not be first-hand accounts, and images would be drawn from descriptions given by sailors and traders. If you were not literate you would be working off rumours alone, and images which might be found in public places such as church murals.

This means people weren’t sure what was going on in the rest of the world. Some creatures are utterly fictitious, and some are misunderstandings or inaccurate images of real creatures. And people really believed in them.

Here are a selection of favourites, all pulling amazing medieval expressions:

This AMAZING Turtle

Amazing Medieval Turtle
Amazing Medieval Turtle

This Turtle does not have much to explain. It is easy to imagine how a vague description could have ended up like this. It is clearly barely suppressing its rage.

The Bonnacon

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This bonnacon hates itself.

How embarrassing it is to be a Bonnacon. Their horns are apparently too curly to be used as weapons, so it’s only weapon is that it can spray dung long distance, and that it’s dung will burn whatever it comes into contact with.

The Manticore

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Manticores always have amazing facial expressions

Manticores have the head or face of a man, body of a lion and tail of a scorpion! Sometimes they shoot spikes from it. They are are red, and eat human flesh. Yum!

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Nom nom nom human legs.

And on the subject of eating human flesh:

The Crocodile

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A forlorn crocodile eating a man

Crocodiles (or Cockodrills) eat men, and weep whilst swallowing him:”ever after it laments him as long as it lives” (Guillaume le Clerc). Sometimes they look like dragons, sometimes they even look like chickens, cows or boars.

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Crocodile finishing eating a man

The Crocodile, however, does not eat men and weep in peace, for it has an ENEMY!

The Hydrus

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The Hydrus is SO embarrassed.

The Hydrus lives in the Nile (not to be confused with the Hydra) is the enemy of the dragon. “When it sees a crocodile sleeping with its mouth open, the hydrus first rolls in mud to make itself slippery, then enters the crocodile’s mouth and is swallowed. It then eats its way out of the crocodile’s belly, killing it.” 1. Some consider it to be an allegory of Christ and the forces of Hell.

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A hydrus killing a crocodile. Yes. That is a crocodile. And he is really regretting everything right now.
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This crocodile looks like a plucked chicken….

The Panther

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The panther’s breath brings all the boys to the yard

The Panther is a beautiful, gentle, multicoloured animal, and when it roars it really sweet beautiful smelling breath attracts all the other animals to it, except for the dragon.

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If you have breath that makes dragons hide in caves, it’s time to make changes.

The Dragon is the only animal who runs away from the roaring panther. When a dragon smells the panther’s breath, it is frightened. Although in the picture above it also looks like the panther might be REALLY boring.

The Elephant

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Elephants used in war, and elephants in the wild

Elephants live for three hundred years and have no knees, so if you want to catch one just wait until it falls asleep leaning on a tree, and cut the tree down. Voila: helpless elephant yours for the taking.

Elephants are ALSO enemies of the dragon. In terms of the balance of humours in these animals, elephants are cold and wet, and dragons are hot and dry. Dragons can drink elephant blood to cool their intestines.

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A very depressed-looking elephant trampling a dragon

There are millions of other animals I could go on to share with you, but hopefully this has given you an idea of both the silly faces they have, and the interesting nature of seeing the world through the eyes of our ancestors. I will probably do another post on some of the more human animals, or maybe just one of them specifically at another point.

If you want to look at more animals from Medieval illustrations, I would recommend The Medieval Bestiary which is where I found most of the images for this post.

If you enjoy thinking about funny ways we refer to animals, you may enjoy this little stream of thoughts from David Mitchell on the Camelopard (i.e. Giraffe). I love David Mitchell.

Thanks for reading!